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Family of Tech Support Providers and No Tech Support at Home

13 Sunday Mar 2016

Posted by CricketDiane in Creating, Creativity, Helping To Fix Solvable Problems, humor

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Maybe its like plumbers whose houses have the worst plumbing of everybody because they don’t feel like fiddling with it or mechanics with their own car doors held on with duct tape rather than getting it done right. There was an ad recently talking about grandkids being built-in tech support, maybe in some families – not mine so much.

If you want me to know how to turn that damn alarm off on your device, you should’ve told me a little more about it. When i hear the thing and want it to stop, I’m left with about three things I know not to do. One, is throwing it at the wall which never ends well and has to be explained. Two, is dropping it accidentally in the toilet which does stop the alarm but same as above about having to explain how it got there. Three is to go wake up the idiot who belongs to the gadget and get them to turn it off – and everybody hates it when I do that. Well, you should’ve told me how to stop it in the first place.

Whenever I ask for tech support help, answers to dumb computer questions or just plainly and obviously don’t know how to make it do something I want it to do, and I ask for help from my younger family members, you’d think I’d have asked them to run down to the store and back five times for something we didn’t really need.

It seems to me that since they aren’t having to get up before the sun and go feed pigs, cows, chickens and milk anything, they could dial down their little shit fits about this. But, then – we don’t have cows, chickens and pigs, so they might not even get the reference. They don’t mind asking me how to get the burnt popcorn out of the pan where they’ve burnt it on there for the upmteenth time and I finally made them clean it instead of me. Nope, I’m supposed to provide that tech support right there and then no matter what else I may have been doing. It is funny, though.

Asked to explain something from computer land, and family members seem to find a reason to get up and go into the other room like they can’t be bothered with explaining it at all. One of these days, I’m going to let them figure out for themselves without any help how to do the fifteen thousand things I’m doing for them and then we’ll talk about the value of tech support and sharing information.

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5 Toys for Kids in 5 Minutes Each at Less Than $5 – Perfect for a Snow Day

21 Thursday Mar 2013

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5 Toys for Kids in 5 Minutes Each at Less Than $5 – perfect for a rainy day, a bored moment, a change of direction from jumping on the bed, a snow day or anytime an extra quick thing would help entertain and inspire children.

5 Toys for Kids in 5 Minutes - 1

Cardboard Cutouts and Stage for Children to Play Something Fun for a Bit

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For the first –

Taking almost any of the boxes from fruit snacks, cereals, fruit roll-ups or other child-geared advertising around the house made of cardboard – cut out around the characters from the box, cut a small strip about 3/8″ wide by 4-5 inches long, and cut two slits on the bottom of the character. Place the curled strip into the slots so the character can stand up – and the project is nearly done. (Do make the bottom side of the character flat so it will stand easier, although one foot can be hanging out in the air – some part needs to be flat.)

Then, where I used the backing package from a diecast car bought at Christmas, almost any one for the floor plus three sides around box shape large enough to fit the characters more or less – will work for a stage. If it is bright and textured without words or other elements for distraction – the stage will allow the most room for the children to interpret it as they see fit. And, if it is a plain box, almost any nifty paper, leftover gift bag with holographic foil, wall-paper sample, gift wrap or small fabric remnant can be pasted over the surface with stick glue.

I would say that – to spend time pasting a surface on the box will do better if the children help rather than having to stand by and watch. The project will take less than five minutes if the box doesn’t need extra surface materials – but either way – it is a brand new toy with four or five characters that two children can enjoy for an hour, maybe longer. Ours lasted about three days because the girls kept coming back to it and then used the characters for other things.

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5 Toys for Kids in 5 Minutes Each for Less Than $5 - 2

5 Toys for Less than $5 in 5 Minutes Each to Make – Ribbon Streamers

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The second one –

Ribbon Streamers

These ribbon streamers take less than 5 minutes to make and children, even as young as three years old can actually make them with just a little bit of help. I used the bendable color straws that we happened to have already and the smooth curling ribbon from a package of six colors leftover from Christmas wrapping efforts. The ribbon was cut in varying lengths rather than precisely the same size because they will flow in the air better and the lengths were about three feet each so they would do a figure 8 in the air as the children played with them.

The straw end did not get any glue, nor the ribbons because if the ribbons are seated far enough into the end (in this case six ribbons per straw) – they will hold long enough and if they come loose, the child can simply take a minute and put them back, which gives them something else to do as well.

These ribbon streamers take six – three foot lengths of different wrapping type ribbons pushed into one end far enough for them to hold and then can be used for dancing to some music, jumping around through the house with them streaming overhead, or swung in figure eights across each side of the body like a jump rope for fun exercise that doesn’t seem like exercise. It takes a few minutes to make them and then after the “new” wears off having fun with them, they can be set aside to play with another time or outside when the weather is nice. Perfect for indoor play.

5 Toys to Make in 5 Minutes Each for Less Than $5 per Toy

Ribbon Streamers Take Less Than 5 Minutes To Make Using a Straw and 6 Ribbon Pieces – no glue required

After making the ribbon streamers, we put on the cable channels with the new urban Tropical and Latin music so we could dance and play with the streamers. Yes, I did dance around with them and look silly waving the ribbon streamers over my head and it was so fun and giggly that I would do it again. Very fun.

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– a companion to the ribbon streamers can be to take some construction paper and cut caterpillars from it, tape the head to a straw and then have a caterpillar parade through the house. To make a caterpillar from a piece of paper, simply start cutting about 1/2′ from the edge along a more or less straight line and continue the cut around and around toward the middle of the paper with each cut leaving about a 1/2″ width from the last – it will cut a nicely odd pyramid shape once the center is held up.

And, by leaving a little circle or oval shape at the center with the rounds emanating out from it, a caterpillar face can be colored in with crayon or marker by the child – eyes, nose and mouth. Then tape the caterpillar head on its back to the bendable short end of the straw and host the caterpillar parade.

The caterpillars will stream behind the children in the air and they can make about thirty of them in a short period of time to select from. Two or three caterpillars per child flowing around in the air to a bit of music makes the most fun for what can be an hour or two. If there are sparkles or glitter or sparkly paints to add – it might last longer than that.

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CricketDiane 5 Toys in 5 Minutes Each - 3 - Sorting  - 2013

For fun, motor skills and entertainment while learning – this sorting toy is simple, easy and costs nearly nothing but offers wonderful goodies. 5 Toys for under $5 in Less than 5 minutes each by cricketdiane

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The third one is a sorting game –

Just about every home has a junk drawer or jars that have screws, nuts, bolts, pennies, change, rubber bands, and assorted “stuff”. In this case, I took all of it from various places and dumped it into a box from a small netbook style computer, although almost any tray with short sides or box with about a two-inch depth that allows the pieces to be spread out and obvious, will do. The cups used for sorting are cleaned out applesauce and fruit cups

And, although this sorting effort takes a bit of adult attention to loosely monitor the activity from nearby even for a six or seven year old, it is fun and entertaining to children as they learn not only sorting, but the identifying abilities they have to note the differences and “samenesses” or similarities in the pieces. In this game, I answered a lot of questions that would have never otherwise been asked about threads of machine screws compared to wood screws, about what velcro is and why it works that way and what some items happened to be – like S-hooks and the little screws with the circle on the top, as well as how the nut and bolt fits together.

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Sorting makes so many other things possible and there are many items used everyday, from push tacks to nails to machine screws to nuts, bolts and wood screws that children today haven’t had a chance to touch or learn about – that this sorting game gives them a chance to do.

I usually help a bit to set up the sorting when I have done it with my children and now my grandchildren – and with other people’s kids that needed something to do – but after they get started, I’m usually shoved out of the way because they want to “do it themselves” and then I hover nearby to answer questions and make sure nothing is in need of me snagging it out of the action. Occasionally, my box of junk from the junk drawer has had thumbtacks in it rather than pushtacks and sometimes, staples – those I remove. Children will put the pushtacks into the cups, but the old-fashioned push tacks invariably end up on the floor where they get stepped on later (horrifying.)

This game can be done for less than $5 and if anything else is done – do this for certain – DO NOT dump the little cups back into the box to do this game again later – it is an insult to the child and does not honor their efforts nor celebrate what they have done and the next time, they will head the other way with disdain and understandably so.

It is much better to accept the cups and properly place them somewhere that the items from them being sorted can be useful – even back in the junk drawer in their new little cups or one cup at a time into another nicer separator / organizer with each group of items the child has sorted going into its separate nice little spot (especially where the child can see what their efforts have given to the family – they love that and can even help do that part, too.)

The sorting game done this way, can be done by children as young as three or four years old but only if an adult with nothing else to do is sitting right next to them doing it together with them. And, this doesn’t mean on the cellphone, computer or watching tv at the same time. It is a complete attention thing with toddlers and children younger than six and a nearby attention thing for any child under ten. Any child that will put anything in their mouths that is not food – is not going to be able to do this activity without complete attention by an adult sitting with them while it is being done (together).

There are other ways to create the sorting game, including allowing children to sort the junk drawer of some other type – but not papers, old mail, and junk mail types of paper. Shaped items are better where there are many of the same or similar kinds in the same drawer, box, or place that can be sorted for their similarities and differences.

A quick note – children and adults alike almost universally hate sorting the sock drawer which makes it “not a game” and shouldn’t be confused with this type of “special fun” activity. Sorting the pans and Tupperware in the cabinet might be fun to a two-year old though, despite the fact that most of the rest of us would look at that as a “not fun” thing and they are good at it, proud of their accomplishment and learning at the same time.

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CricketDiane 5 Toys for Kids in Less Than 5 Minutes Each - Decorate the Bathroom Walls

Decorate the Bathroom Walls – with Bubbles and Characters – a Two Part Fun Toy and Game – the green “bubbles” circles were cut by hand from the “betweens” on the decal sheet and added to bring the design together.

The fourth toy is Decorate the Bathroom Wals – a two-part fun

At most dollar stores, many groceries and at most large retailers like Wal-Mart and Target, the window decals that cling are sold, especially during holidays. They can be found at Michaels arts and crafts stores, JoAnns and at a host of Family Dollar, Dollar Tree and other Everything is a Dollar Stores.

As much fun as it is to let kids put these stickers on the windows, especially during holidays – it is even more fun to let them put the cling decal stickers on the nifty surfaces around the house. Refrigerators work as a place to put them but don’t put them on stoves because of the heat and some kitchen cabinets will accept these decals, but I personally couldn’t stand seeing them there. Almost any clean mirror or on the under side of a glass table top will work as well and kids love seeing them show through to the top side which teaches them more about glass than almost anything else besides breaking it.

CricketDiane 5 Toys for Kids 5 dollars or less in 5 minutes each - 7 - 2013

“Bubbles” floating between the figures for the shower tile – very nifty and fun to do. These make a toy that can be put somewhere else later as well.

The most fun, though – is to use the decals in the bathroom to decorate the tile of the shower or on the sides of the bathtub or tile surround for the tub. On these surfaces, the decals can stay awhile, be seen by everyone and the children enjoy putting them there which gives something to do that is creative and interesting and fun for twenty or thirty minutes.

For the second part of this toy – it may take an adult to cut them, but the in-betweens surrounding each of the decals as they have come from the package, can be used to cut “bubbles”, circles, triangles, squares, tear-drop shapes, trapezoids or diamond shapes to add to the scene the children have created and tie it all together. I made the circles and laid them out as they were cut and the children would come by to see them, touch them and ask about how many more could be made from the in-betweens as well as cutting some circles themselves – or at least giving it their best efforts.

The betweens are usually small and oddly shaped which makes it harder to concept how a circle is cut from the space, but I’ve noticed that children are fascinated to watch that circle being created from that oddly shaped space – or triangle, diamond or square.

CricketDiane 5 Toys for Kids 5 dollars or less in 5 minutes each - 6 - 2013

The children enjoyed putting the window cling decals on the fridge but they loved putting them on the shower tile even more. And then when the bubbles were added – it made a two part fun that left a very nifty looking bathroom too.

Placing the new elements into the place where the children designed with the decals makes a fun together activity or they can be allowed to add the new elements themselves – either way, it is a fun toy with a lot of enjoyment, learning, fun and pride of accomplishment which the children can see every time they are in the bathroom, taking a bath or shower – or showing it off to parents, aunts and grands. And, it lasts as long or for as little as someone can stand to have it there – the stickers are waterproof, they stay on through showers, steam and baths, and can be re-done some other way later if desired – or placed on windows later – or on the fridge or hopefully, anywhere that isn’t the computer screen.

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Word Reading Game –

CricketDiane 5 Toys in 5 Minutes Each - 4 - Reading Games  - 2013

Word Reading Games are Fun when children can see what the words can build and find the words themselves with a little help.

There are always bits of junk mail sitting about my house and scissors, some white computer paper and other colors of heavier computer paper or cardstock and usually a pile of construction paper somewhere along with glue sticks so this game is ever handy. It does require a bit of attention though especially when children are first learning to read and understand that words are something.

My granddaughters love doing this game, finding the words in the junk mail and cutting them out with me and asking what different words are and being surprised to see that they recognize the said word and there it is in this written glossy page that came from somewhere else. We don’t try to make sensible sentences from what we find – and that yields its own stories about what it could mean, like the sentence above that created an entire hour’s worth of fun and funny discussion about it. I wouldn’t do this game without an hour to give to it, though often it lasts more like fifteen minutes and that is okay too.

This game takes some paper, some scissors, some attention, some junk mail or old magazines and at least a glue stick – white glue will make the paper buckle, is messy and isn’t near as fun. There are infinite combinations including cutting the words from the cardboard of cereal boxes and other things that would basically be thrown away regardless. I help cut words and answer questions about words for the children as we do it and then place them on the floor or table into a sentence with them and sound out the sentence so they can hear it.

In case it isn’t obvious, this toy helps reading skills, verbal skills, thinking skills and offers a measure of healthy adult attention on the celebration and specialness of reading and words – its actions convey that without ever having to say it. This game / toy experience is filled with opportunities for surprise, interaction and excitement about reading skills being something wonderful and helps children to make the connection between those funky symbols they see everywhere and the fact that those are words that they would recognize if they hear them said out loud.

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Note –

I would say that any toy which can be created in five minutes and played with longer than it took to make it is a good toy or game. Children today, and maybe ever – are not the most patient lot and things which take a great deal of adult fiddling with it ahead of time robs them of the chance to participate in that part of it – which is something I like about these five things. And, just for good measure – one other one that we did –

With a piece of paper and a pencil – any adult can make a maze for a child to do – it doesn’t take finding one in a book or coloring book or highlights magazine. Just make sure the maze can be accomplished and a child sitting in a waiting room will be able to do it and possibly make one themselves for someone else to do. It is at least a twenty minute fun thing and entertaining to explain why the pathways have to allow one to connect all the way through and show how that is created. It isn’t rocket science but it does yield rocket science in the long run – and inventors – and inventiveness – and resourcefulness – and creativity – and exemplary thinking skills that combine the creative and the practical into new things. Very nifty.

– cricketdiane

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CricketDiane 5 Toys for Kids 5 dollars or less in 5 minutes each - 1 - 2013

In a houseful of toys, sometimes it just takes something new right quick to make playing more appealing.

CricketDiane 5 Toys for Kids 5 dollars or less in 5 minutes each - 2 - 2013

Any toy that can be created in 5 minutes and played with longer than it took to make it – is a good toy. And, even more fun if children can see it being made or help in making it.

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